Donuts

Whats wrong with the world?
well whats wrong with New Zealand? These two donuts were smart enough to outwit the courtroom they escaped from. Unfortunately they must have used all of their brain power in that manouver because they just couldnt negotiate the pole that followed,

live and learn guys, live and learn.


dont drop the soap

MC Boris in the building YO

The Boris Johnson rap, says it all really.

The only way this video could have been funnier is if they got the bumbling baffoon to rap it himself, although the satirical version and his own version would probably be very similar, because this viseo sums up boris in a nutshell; his upper class right wing views, his hatred for that 'commie' livingston, the odd reference to thatcher and of course, every tramps nightmare the public transport drinking ban.

This video was inevitable in a sense, Boris Johnson was a joke before he became London Mayor, its nice in a way, the general public still have someone to laugh at, what with Mr Bush out of the limelight.

"Bombaclat bendybus rudeboy" is probably the best use of bendybus in a sentance

"Congestion charge parking tickets tube fares council tax, ahh it gets you down."

genius

Dr Congo needs you

Heres a video of an article that I wrote for CtrlAltShift called 'Congo Crisis'. It is so important to see whats happening to these people in the context of the UK, because hearing about rape, displacement, poverty and corruption is all to easy to palm off when its in a developing country, but these people being affected by it are just like you, me or anyone else that matter... the difference being we are lucky enough to be in the west of the world.

Nasty Stuff

Stuff. Its crazy to think that every one bin bag of recycling you do there has been 70 bin bags worth of waste to make it, sort of makes you feel a bit guilty for the consumer culture that we live in but the real question is how far can you take this consumerism idea? We all want to do our bit these days but you cant go an hour of the day without contributing to the downfall of the planet. A hopeless task in a way, and when you consider the amount of waste that is created around you it can make your head spin, Awareness is the key, know what you're doing but also know that its the big corporations that have set you up in this cycle and they are making alot of money from it.

If you want to look at ways you can stand up against the powers that be, visit;

www.ctrlaltshift.co.uk

Take Ctrl of your world
Alter the way it works
Shift the future.

Bush or Chimp

On the 20th January we come to the end of an era, the Bush Administration been one of the biggest jokes that have come out of politics since Clinton got sucked off by that ugly bird, rivalled only by the one and only Boris Johnson taking over London. But while Bush may have gone, his chimp like face will live on with us forever, in the form of bushorchimp.com.

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

The Congo

On a recent trip to The DrC with magazine CtrlAltShift, thats the Democratic republic of Congo in case it hasn't been spattered over the news enough recently, I came across this boy, he must be under 5, but i was shocked when he casually picked up this piece of rope, attached to a huge bull and started tugging it about. Now ok, some people have pointed out that the bull wasn't having the best of times so animal lovers look away but it's an incite into the completely different way of life out there, i.e your never too young to tug around a bull, you've got to farm, cos you've got to eat.

Visit www.ctrlaltshift.co.uk for more info on our recent trip to
The DrC.

Happy Shopper

I had to share the wealth here, I've been through so many headphones over the last year, ipod sony, sennheiser all of them fell apart with a couple of months usage, fair play im not the most careful of owners but still. So here i thought I'd try something different and these SkullCandy Smokin' Buds are good, and you know what i havnt seen anyone else wearing these colours in their ears the attention to details good too they even come with their own branded "stash bag" and volume control... and all for £12.99 on play. Bargain.

-10 Its colder than The Antarctic!

What is all this about? I know its been cold over these past couple of days, but nothings going to make me feel colder lying in my bed tonight with my dodgy heating than knowing that Britain is currently clocking in colder than the coldest Antarctica.

Granted londons probably a bit warmer than other cities, with all that pollution locking the the last glimses of warmth in so Bristol, Newcastle, Sheffield, Glasgow and Coldest of all Farnborough your pain is felt.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23612290-details/Minus+10+-+it's+colder+than+the+Antarctic/article.do

Bandersons first post

Whats going on and welcome,

The Banderson blog has been set up as a platform for Banderson, (me) to throw out anything and everything that catches my attention to the unsuspecting people who may be wondering how they stumbled across this page.

I work for a magazine/global movement called Ctrl Alt Shift, havnt heard of it? dont worry this is our year so you will do soon!

www.ctrlaltshift.co.uk

And just to clarify the third eye business... The third eye can represent many things, like knowledge and enlightenment. It is also spoken of as the gate that leads within to inner realms of Higher conciousness and is represented in many different religeons and ideals,
but I cant even pretend I know enough about it in that respect, that was ripped off wikipedia.
It sort of fits though

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eye